The vacuum cleaner won't work... A retired guy sits down all day long so one day his wife says... "Joe, you could do something useful like vacuum the house once a week" The guy gives it a thought and says... "Sure why not, where is the vacuum cleaner?" A half hour later the guy comes into the kitchen to get a cup of coffee and his wife says... "I didn't hear the vacuum running. I thought you were going to vacuum? Exasperated Joe answers... "The stupid thing is broken, it won't start. We need to buy a new one." His wife replied... "Really, show me, it worked fine the last time." So he did... https://videos.files.wordpress.com/Xblfe4qf/retired-vacum-cleaner_dvd.mp4
